Divorce Me Darling was Pastiche’s 1999 main production and is the sequel to Sandy Wilson’s The Boyfriend (staged by Pastiche in 1997).

Set ten years after The Boyfriend, Polly and her friends are back in Nice for some fun in the sun without their husbands. They discover handsome, ex-playboy, Bobby Van Husen, is also in town sans his wife (and their old schoolmate), Maisie. When they spend an evening catching up, the door to yet another series of misunderstandings and complications is opened. Maisie and the girls’ husbands descend on Nice, though, divorce is in the air!

Sandy Wilson’s score features songs such as Here We Are In Nice Again, Lights, Music!, Together Again, Fancy Forgetting and the title song, Divorce Me Darling. The production raised £700 for the Hammersmith Hospital Renal Unit.


Dulcie Dubois Roma Ridley
Nancy Lebrun Vanda Simmonds
Pierre Lebrun Paul Lancaster
Fay de la Falaise Ceren Roberts
Marcel de la Falaise Simon Wilkinson
Alphonse Dubois Michael Anders
Maisie van Husen Elaine Bodenham
Bobby van Husen Simon Bodenham
Polly Brockhurst Laura Wickens
The Hon. Tony Brockhurst Neil Pulman
Lord Brockhurst Ron Webb
Lady Brockhurst Gloria Webb
Mme Dubonnet Jean George
Percival Browne Alan Hollaway
Hortense Carol Williams
M. Gaston Rick Williams
Bell Boy Craig Coombes
Girl in Distress Kristine Simmonds
Gendarme Alan Anders
The President of Monomania Maxwell Harkeness
Felicity Bagworth Claire Ridley
Prunella Oglethorpe Sarah Sweeney
Cecilia Doublewick Melissa Parsons
Jemima Fitzwilliam Kristine Simmonds
Jane Smith Gwyneth Roberts
Sir Freddy ffotherington ffitch Mark J Lancaster
Solange Gwyneth Roberts
Raoul John Scoates
Hannah van Husen Debbie Langford
Production Team
Book, Music and Lyrics Sandy Wilson
Director Jean Hobson
Musical Director Derek Holland
Choreography Roma Ridley
Scenery Alan Hobson, Paul Hobson, Alan Anders, Gwynne Evans,
Ron Webb, Derek Yates
Stage Manger Paul Andrews
Prompt Maggie Warren
Front Of House Alan Hobson 
Box Office Joyce Harkness
Costumes Jean Hobson, Jean George and The Company
Programme Carol Williams
Stage Crew Alan Anders, Alan Hobson, Mark Dazele, Alan Wade
Follow Spot Les Kenny/Derek Coombes
Lighting Compass Theatre
Props Joy Saunders, Ann Selvery and The Company
Rehearsal Pianist Marjorie Darkins
Song List
Act One Act Two
Here We Are In Nice Again Divorce Me Darling
Whatever Happened To Love? Here I Am But Where's The Guy?
Someone To Dance With Lights, Music! (reprise)
Lights, Music! Out Of Step
Maisie Fancy Forgetting
Back To Nature Together Again (reprise)
On The Loose You're Absolutely Me
Paradise Hotel Back Where We Started
No Harm Done Back Where We Started (reprise)
Together Again Blondes For Danger
Finaletto: Paradise Hotel Swing Time Is Here To Stay
  Finale: Divorce Me Darling
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